Lambert Rocks!

Well I thought I was back a couple of weeks ago.  My bad. The universe wasn’t quite ready to let me squeeze any blogging time out.  A predicament dealt with by making frantic notes with the heading ‘gottablog’ on the chalkboard of my inner eye. Its not that I didn’t exactly have time to jot down my notes, more like I couldn’t find a fricken pen amidst the mess that was my office nook, never mind getting closer than three feet to my keyboard.  We’re moving.  Again.  Third time in five years. I got the good news and have been renovating our new digs.  Or rather I’ve been painting around the schedules of the tile guy and the carpet guy.  Anything not related to the move… pushed into the background.  I even left my unfinished jewelry pieces in patterns on my desk, (and the floor) untouched. I can’t tell you the will power it took to pass by my glittering pretties day after day and not work on them.

Today I just had had had to clear a swath and do a little tippity taping on my mini.

Did you see this?

I’ve been listening to the radio a lot while painting and I gotta say, the crap flung Ms. Lambert’s way by the media is ridiculous.  Firstly number 7  elbows Beth in the ribcage to which Beth gives her a stout pounding in the back.  These women are simply psyching each other out. “Ooooh but she’s so rough!”  Pulease, they’re athletes, every woman on that field can take it.

However I was shocked when at 8 seconds in, Number 21 reaches behind and UP Elizabeth’s shorts.  To my great pleasure, at 9 seconds  Elizabeth Lambert takes number 21 down by the ponytail.

Now I’ve got to ask if someone is reaching up for your short and curly’s on the soccer field… what are you going to do?  A Lambert, that’s what.  You’d take that skank down!  Or at least I would.  Possibly not with the same strength and grace of Lambert, but effectively enough I’m sure.

Sadly, Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinately for “Rough Play”.

On the bright side, she’s received at least one marriage proposal.